[net.columbia] So you want to be an astronaut?

mark@cbosgd.UUCP (Mark Horton) (12/23/83)

Well, a few weeks ago, a note was posted to this newsgroup saying
that mission specialists were being sought.  It arrived on cbosgd
on Monday, Nov. 28.

Well, being your typical red blooded all-american boy, and happening
to have some of the qualifications, I thought "Wow!  Why not?"
I figured I'd never make it, but I knew I had to try.

So I called directory assistance in Washington DC and asked for the
number for NASA's personnel dept.  I called that number and asked
for the application form, then mentioned that I was interested in
the mission specialist position.  The woman gave me a phone number
in Houston that was handling that program.

I called the Houston number.  A woman answered the phone who sounded
like she was used to dealing with winos.  No doubt she had gotten a
whole lot of calls.  I asked for the application form.  She pointed
out that it had to be postmarked by Dec. 1st (Thursday).  I said to
send it and I'd get it to them immediately.

Well, Thursday's mail came and the application was still not there.
I figured "well, I'll send a resume and cover letter to get the
postmark by the first, and then send in the application when I got it.
But I didn't have an address to send it to.  So I called the same
phone number, and got the same woman.  She would not give me an
address.  She said if the application itself was not postmarked by
the first of December, NASA could not be bothered.  She indicated that
it takes them several days to assemble the package (must be more
than just a 4 page application form), and that I had had 6 months
to request the application and file it.  I said I'd just found out
about it on Monday, which didn't interest her.  She said they had
been advertising heavily, implying I was some kind of ostrich if I
had not seen their ads.  I asked where they advertised, she said
"radio, television, newspapers, magazines, everywhere".  End of
conversation.

To date, I have not received an application packet in the mail.

I ask, has ANYONE reading this message seen any ad in the last 7
months about this program?  Where?

By the way, I asked about physical requirements, since I understand
they are pretty strict (nobody with a weak heart is likely to survive
the acceleration, for example).  Seems my asthma would not be a problem,
and you can even need glasses if your vision is 20/100 or better,
provided it can be corrected to 20/20.  (My father in law could have
been a Navy pilot 30 years ago, had he not needed his glasses.)

	Mark

rjnoe@ihlts.UUCP (Roger Noe) (12/23/83)

Yes, Mark, I saw a notice in AW&ST about 7 or more months ago.  Not to worry--
there is some reason to believe that NASA will be recruiting again next year.
-- 
        Roger Noe            UUCP:  ihnp4!ihlts!rjnoe
                             ARPA:  ihnp4!ihlts!rjnoe@berkeley