pmh@burl.UUCP (pmh) (05/21/84)
(the sound of bugs munching at your foundation) - Three tones ascending in pitch and then: The number you have reached, (insert your number here), is in service. Please leave a message at the sound of the tone. If you need assistance, please hang up, no operator will call. <<beep>> another very effective one would be simply: --Hello?-- (no beep follows the hello) -- From the non-linear mind of a non-anonymous hacker!! Pete Hermsen PO Box 2304 Burlington, NC 27216 (919) 228-4215 (w)