mjfm@otter.hpl.hp.com (Miranda Mowbray) (01/18/90)
John Smith, in search of rhyme and scansion, calls Across the ocean, `Have you got no balls?' Mr. Zuroski, reading this, replies That John Smith's manhood is of tiny size. I cannot see what gonads have to do With writing verse which rhymes and scans. Can you? Stop being sexist, chaps, and raise the tone - Good rhymes do not require testosterone. PS. Before you two resume your tiffing, Do read Scott Fisher's rhyme. It's rather spiffing. Miranda Mowbray.