[net.columbia] Blast off, you Space Hosers!

wanttaja@ssc-vax.UUCP (10/12/84)

<How did they get the back bacon into those little tubes???>

I swear this is absolutely true.  I was watching the news on CBUT,
Vancouver, B.C. tonight, and they had a background piece on Mark
Garneau, the first Canadian into orbit.  The voiceover
introduced the piece as follows:

"The Right Stuff, Eh?  The first Canadian in orbit..."

                                     Ron Wanttaja
				     (ssc-vax!wanttaja)

"The good ship Caledonia finally docked in Porthsmouth, full of dead
horses and sick Canadians..."