davidbe@sco.COM (The Cat in the Hat) (03/29/91)
So who's going to write xlava: the lava lamp simulator?
Others to think about:
xbob. Essentially xeyes within a picture of Bob. Every so often
some smoke will come out of his pipe.
xstopped-clock. It'll be right twice a day. More if the time stoppage
project gets off the ground.
xbiff. When you get new mail a message will pop up saying
"D00D! NEW MAIL!". 25 times.
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- Cinderalla's Prince, "Into the Woods"tneff@bfmny0.BFM.COM (Tom Neff) (03/29/91)
In article <15779@scorn.sco.COM> davidbe@sco.COM (The Cat in the Hat) writes: >So who's going to write xlava: the lava lamp simulator? Or these: xwife -- sits there and consumes 50% of your system resources, while borrowing child processes every so often and returning them, corrupted xhale -- squeezes your graphics screen like a funhouse mirror every few seconds, while a wheezing noise comes out the speaker xcrust -- simulates tectonic plate movement by grinding your desktop diagonally upwards into your menu bar at the rate of one pixel per year xram -- simulates late capitalism on your workstation, culminating in object class warfare, finite state control of the means of rule production, and the withering away of the OS