timm@runxtsa.runx.oz.au (Tim Menzies) (09/22/90)
Does anyone think any of the following are funny? Can anyone do better?
#1 (The following joke is frightfully subtle. It confuses the difference
between instances and classes. Now that I've explained it, feel free
to use it in your introductory lectures.)
A street-bum stopped me the other day and said that, for ten dollars, he
could tell me where I bought my shoes. I held the ten dollars in front of
him and said "ok... where?". He snatched the ten dollars and replied
"in a shoe store."
#2 Q- What do you call a trendy disco where OO-analysts hang out and strut
their stuff?
A- Nouns' Disco.