jeh@ohgua.UUCP (J.E. Hurd [Jim]) (06/28/84)
> I beg to differ, but washing machines do not eat socks! >They are teleportation devices and exchange socks with other washing >machines. Don't tell me you've never found a single sock in the wash >which no one else would claim. This usually happens when one of a >pair of socks disappears. Apparently an exchange takes place. Actually, it's the DRYER that is the teleportation device. This was reported in the March, 84 issue of *ANALOG* magazine.