moriarty@fluke.UUCP (Jeff Meyer) (07/13/84)
>Oh come on. Firewalking is old news. The high tech he-man cuts off >his penis with a laser, nukes it in a microwave oven, takes it to the >hospital in a styrofoam beer cooler, and has it reattached with >microsurgery. After I did it last month, I looked in my dictionary, >and the word "fear" had actually disappeared. God's honest truth. > >Maybe you Silicon Valley Guys can't handle it, but that's what we're >into out here on route 128, America's Technology Highway. > > Andy Tannenbaum Masscomp Inc Westford MA (617) 692-6200 x274 > Well, we WOULD do it out here, but our medical insurance benefits don't cover it (besides, I've heard microwave ovens can be hazardous to your health). "It's true. This man has no dick." Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc. UUCP: {cornell,decvax,ihnp4,sdcsvax,tektronix,utcsrgv}!uw-beaver \ {allegra,gatech!sb1,hplabs!lbl-csam,decwrl!sun,ssc-vax} -- !fluke!moriarty ARPA: fluke!moriarty@uw-beaver.ARPA