mlevski@svcs1.UUCP (Aleksander Milewski) (10/23/89)
I realize this stuff goes by often, but could someone please email me the
complete smiley dictionary I keep hearing about?
Thanks in advance--Zandr
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Aleksandr Milewski = uunet!svcs1!mlevski = N6MOD = GEnie: ALEKSANDR
"I think there is a world market for about five computers"
--Thomas J. Watson, 1943maart@cs.vu.nl (Maarten Litmaath) (10/24/89)
(A follow-up seemed appropriate.) :-o Wow! :-c Real unhappy :-| Grim :-C Just totally unbelieving := | Baboon :-B Drooling :-v Speaking :-, Smirk :-V Shout :-|| Anger :-w Speak with forked tongue :-) Smiling :-r Sticking tongue out :-( Frowning :-* Oops! '-) Wink :-T Keeping a straight face ;-) Sardonic Incredulity :-D Said with a smile %-<I> Drunk with laughter :-x Kiss kiss :-" Pursing lips :-[ Pouting :-# My lips are sealed :-X A big wet kiss! :-P Tongue hanging out in anticipation :-Y A quiet aside 8-| Eyes wide with surprise >-< Absolutely livid!! &-| Tearful |-{ "Good Grief!" (Charlie Brown?) :-} "Thish wine tashted pretty good" 8-] "wow, maaan" 8-O "Omigod!!" (done after "rm -rf *" ?) :-, "Hmmmm." |~( "Someone just busted my nose". :^D "Great! I like it!" B-D "Serves you right, dummy!!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ IBM SHARE/Northeast Regional Data Center, Gainsville, Florida/Update, May 1985 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Unofficial Smiley Dictionary -------------------------------- :-) Your basic smiley. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix. ;-) Winky smiley. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smiley. :-( Frowning smiley. User did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed about something. :-I Indifferent smiley. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as good as a happy smiley :-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-). >:-> User just made a really devilish remark. >;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made. Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones: (-: User is left handed %-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight :*) User is drunk [:] User is a robot 8-) User is wearing sunglasses B:-) Sunglasses on head ::-) User wears normal glasses B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses 8:-) User is a little girl :-)-8 User is a Big girl :-{) User has a mustache :-{} User wears lipstick {:-) User wears a toupee }:-( Toupee in an updraft :-[ User is a Vampire :-E Bucktoothed vampire :-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing :-7 User just made a wry statement :-* User just ate something sour ;-( User is crying ;-) User is so happy, s/he is crying :-@ User is screaming :-# User wears braces :^) User has a broken nose :<) User is from an Ivy League School :-& User is tongue tied. +-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office `:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning ,:-) Same thing...other side |-I User is asleep |-O User is yawning/snoring :-Q User is a smoker :-? User smokes a pipe O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver) O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least) :-P Nyahhhh! :-S User just made an incoherent statement :-D User is laughing (at you!) :-X User's lips are sealed :-C User is really bummed <|-) User is Chinese <|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes :-/ User is skeptical C=:-) User is a chef @= User is pro-nuclear war *<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat :-o Uh oh! (8-o It's Mr. Bill! *:o) And Bozo the Clown! 3:] Pet smiley 3:[ Mean Pet smiley d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat. E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator :-9 User is licking his/her lips %-6 User is braindead [:-) User is wearing a walkman (:I User is an egghead <:-I User is a dunce K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie @:-) User is wearing a turban :-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab) :-: Mutant Smiley The invisible smiley .-) User only has one eye ,-) Ditto...but he's winking X-( User just died %\v Picasso C=}>;*{O) Mega-Smiley... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smileys. :] - Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend :) - Happy :> - hmm, let me think... :D - Laughter :I - Hmmm, not funny! :( - Sad :[ - Real Downer :< - what pretences! :{ - oh boy, the headmaster!... :O - Yelling ;( - Crying [] - Hugs and :* - Kisses :-` smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco :-1 smiley bland face :-! " :-$ smiley face with it's mouth wired shut :-6 smiley after eating something sour 8-) smiley swimmer :-* smiley after eating something bitter :-& smiley which is tongue-tied :-0 smiley orator (:-( unsmiley frowning =:-) smiley punk-rocker =:-( (real punk rockers don't smile) +-:-) smiley priest :-o smiley singing national anthem :-p smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!) :-[ un-smiley blockhead :-] smiley blockhead :-{ smiley variation on a theme :-} ditto {:-) smiley with its hair parted in the middle }:-) above in an updraft g-) smiley with pince-nez glasses :-\ undecided smiley :-/ lefty undecided smiley :-| "have an ordinary day" smiley ;-) winking smiley :-< real sad smiley :-x "my lips are sealed" smiley :-c bummed out smiley :-v talking head smiley :-? smilely smoking a pipe 0-) smiley cyclops (scuba diver?) :< midget unsmiley :> midget smiley :-) ha ha ~~:-( net.flame |-) hee hee |-D ho ho :-> hey hey :-( boo hoo X-( net.suicide :-I hmm :-O uh oh >:-I net.startrek :-P nyah nyah 3:o[ net.pets |-P yuk Male :- Female >- Infinity 8 -- A symbolic link is a POINTER to a file, | Maarten Litmaath @ VU Amsterdam: a hard link is the file system's GOTO. | maart@cs.vu.nl, mcsun!botter!maart
mlevski@svcs1.UUCP (Aleksander Milewski) (10/24/89)
Thank you to one and all who answered my call for smileys! I received about
three copies of each of about three different dictionaries. If, on the off
chance I actually find myself with some spare time, ;-), I might merge these
lists and post them. Don't hold your breath.
I also noted the appearance of ?:^7, but didn't see my personal favorite,
(and evidently my own creation) =-( long faced
Thanks again--Zandr
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Aleksandr Milewski = uunet!svcs1!mlevski = N6MOD = GEnie: ALEKSANDR
"I think there is a world market for about five computers"
--Thomas J. Watson, 1943