[alt.sources.d] Okay, I give up. What is the real story?

kirkaas@makaha.cs.ucla.edu (paul kirkaas) (11/11/90)

What the heck is the history behind "xyzzy" ????  I've seen so many
references to it here I feel like I'm missing a vital piece of
historic computer lore.

What gives?  What is the origin of xyzzy, what is it supposed to
do; how have so many people heard of it???

Thanks,

Paul

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xanthian@zorch.SF-Bay.ORG (Kent Paul Dolan) (11/11/90)

kirkaas@makaha.cs.ucla.edu (paul kirkaas) writes:

>What the heck is the history behind "xyzzy" ????  I've seen so many
>references to it here I feel like I'm missing a vital piece of
>historic computer lore.

>What gives?  What is the origin of xyzzy, what is it supposed to
>do; how have so many people heard of it???

I can only justify posting this because it will be the first answer on
_my_ machine.  ;-)

In Adventure, the original, very first computer text adventure, by Crowther
and Woods, the magic word "xyzzy" is a short-cut from the hut next to
the starting point of the adventure, to a location well into the adventure,
and back.  When you type xyzzy at either end of the magic path, you are
whisked to the other end.  When you type it anywhere else, the response is
"Nothing happens".

Adventure has been ported to many systems, and so has been played through by
many people, thus the widely known "in joke".

The implication of "Nothing happens" in the Data General OS is that if you
were in the correct location (directory), something _would_ happen.  From
an earlier posting, that is, or was, /etc.

By the way, Adventure is also the source of the line "you are in a maze of
twisty little passages, all alike", in case that one also had you confused.

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nelson@sgi.com (Nelson Bolyard) (11/13/90)

In article <1990Nov11.040756.27552@zorch.SF-Bay.ORG> 
xanthian@zorch.SF-Bay.ORG (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:
>By the way, Adventure is also the source of the line "you are in a maze of
>twisty little passages, all alike", in case that one also had you confused.
>
In the adventure game, any attempt to take something that was not in the
same cave room (e.g. a stick) would generate error messages like:
	"I see no stick here."
	"I see no bird here."
	"I see no dragon here."

Five years ago, it was not uncommon to hear computer users utter the phrase
"I see no <whatever> here."  

Another magic transport word, like xyzzy, was "plugh" (which I always
pronounced "ploog", but I also heard pronounced "ploo" "ploof" "plooj" 
"pluf" and "plug") which took you from the well room to somewhere (I forget).

Other Adventure phrases:
	"You are at <roomname>."
		This message was generated when you entered a room you've
		been in before.

	"With what, your bare hands?"
		This was the reponse to the command "kill dragon".
		The correct answer was "yes".

	"You can't get there from here."
		This message occurred when you had gone thru a one-way
		passage and tried to go back.

	"Your batteries are getting weak."
	"There's a vending machine around here somewhere."
	"You are now in complete darkness.  
	 If you proceed, you are likely to fall into a pit."
	"You are at Witt's End.  Passages lead off in ALL directions."
	"There is a copy of Spelunker's Gazzette here."
	"You can't, it's written in dwarvish."

I once worked on a computer system that had been changed to generate
adventure responses to frequent commands, e.g.

pwd  would reply  "You are at /foo."

rm foo (where foo doesn't exist) would respond "I see no foo here."

rm foo (when you didn't have permission to remove the file) replied:
	"With what, your bare hands?"

cd /foo (when /foo was non-existant) replied: You can't get there from here.

It was fun for a while.
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mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Mark-Jason Dominus) (11/13/90)

In article <1990Nov12.193257.24541@odin.corp.sgi.com> nelson@sgi.com (Nelson Bolyard) writes:

>   Another magic transport word, like xyzzy, was "plugh"
>   (which I always pronounced "ploog", but I also heard
>   pronounced "ploo" "ploof" "plooj" "pluf" and "plug")
>   which took you from the well room to somewhere (I
>   forget).

"Y2"

	It isn't as widely known as it should be that "Y" is
a spelunker's term for a cave entrance.  Thus, "Y2" is the
second entrance to the cave, which is a very subtle hint
indeed!

	I've been wondering for a long time if there
mightn't be sufficient material to warrant an
`alt.adventure' newsgroup; there are at least three
hacked-up versions on my machine, and folklore about it,
obscure stories, and other mutterings, perhaps.

	Does anyone know where to find David Platt, for example?
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jfh@rpp386.cactus.org (John F. Haugh II) (11/13/90)

In article <1990Nov12.193257.24541@odin.corp.sgi.com> nelson@sgi.com (Nelson Bolyard) writes:
>I once worked on a computer system that had been changed to generate
>adventure responses to frequent commands, e.g.

you can do this with AIX v3 - all of the standard error messages are
in message catalogs.  i've considered making a set of "valspeak" or
"jive" catalogs.

	"Like, you know, I'm sending your output to /dev/null!"
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sean@ms.uky.edu (Sean Casey) (11/15/90)

kirkaas@makaha.cs.ucla.edu (paul kirkaas) writes:

|What the heck is the history behind "xyzzy" ????  I've seen so many
|references to it here I feel like I'm missing a vital piece of
|historic computer lore.

Sigh. I'm getting old.

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dkarres@hubcap.clemson.edu (Dean Karres) (11/15/90)

sean@ms.uky.edu (Sean Casey) writes:
>kirkaas@makaha.cs.ucla.edu (paul kirkaas) writes:
>|What the heck is the history behind "xyzzy" ????  I've seen so many
>|references to it here I feel like I'm missing a vital piece of
>|historic computer lore.

I have just picked up on this thread so forgivness is asked where
necessary :-)

If you ever have the chance to play on a Data General machine running
an operating system named AOS or AOS/VS (*) type "xyzzy" at a command
prompt and you get...

Nothing happens.

(*) - I know about this through first hand experience on DG machines
      running pre-rev-7 versions of AOS and AOS/VS. That means that it
      existed 10+ years ago and was carried on until, at least, 1987.

dean...k...
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terry@wag.caltech.edu (Terry R. Coley) (11/16/90)

On the route to Las Vegas from LA on Interstate 15 one passes
a road in the middle of the desert named "xyzzy" (or was it actually 
"xyzzx"?).  Anyone know which came first - the Adventure magic
word or the road sign?  More importantly, one wonders where xyzzy road
leads...
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kdq@demott.COM (Kevin D. Quitt) (11/17/90)

In article <1990Nov16.060233.4305@nntp-server.caltech.edu> terry@wag.caltech.edu (Terry R. Coley) writes:
>On the route to Las Vegas from LA on Interstate 15 one passes
>a road in the middle of the desert named "xyzzy" (or was it actually 
>"xyzzx"?).  Anyone know which came first - the Adventure magic
>word or the road sign?  More importantly, one wonders where xyzzy road
>leads...

    Actually, it's Zzyzx, what was supposedly (according to the guy who
made it up) oatented as the last word in the English language.  From
this fame this person (a developer), built a small sommunity by that name.



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cosell@bbn.com (Bernie Cosell) (11/18/90)

kdq@demott.COM (Kevin D. Quitt) writes:

}In article <1990Nov16.060233.4305@nntp-server.caltech.edu> terry@wag.caltech.edu (Terry R. Coley) writes:
}>On the route to Las Vegas from LA on Interstate 15 one passes
}>a road in the middle of the desert named "xyzzy" (or was it actually 
}>"xyzzx"?).  Anyone know which came first - the Adventure magic
}>word or the road sign?  More importantly, one wonders where xyzzy road
}>leads...

}    Actually, it's Zzyzx, what was supposedly (according to the guy who
}made it up) oatented as the last word in the English language.  From
}this fame this person (a developer), built a small sommunity by that name.

And, just to close the loop, "xyzzy" was just made up out of whole cloth in
Adventure.  Any attempts at divining its etymology are futile.

  /Bernie\

mferrare@physics.adelaide.edu.au (Mark Ferraretto) (11/19/90)

kdq@demott.COM (Kevin D. Quitt) writes:

>In article <1990Nov16.060233.4305@nntp-server.caltech.edu> terry@wag.caltech.edu (Terry R. Coley) writes:
>>a road in the middle of the desert named "xyzzy" (or was it actually 
>>"xyzzx"?).  Anyone know which came first - the Adventure magic

>    Actually, it's Zzyzx, what was supposedly (according to the guy who

So how do you pronounce it?

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roy%cybrspc@cs.umn.edu (Roy M. Silvernail) (11/19/90)

mferrare@physics.adelaide.edu.au (Mark Ferraretto) writes:

> kdq@demott.COM (Kevin D. Quitt) writes:
> 
> >    Actually, it's Zzyzx, what was supposedly (according to the guy who
> 
> So how do you pronounce it?

I'd guess 'zizz-ix. Any other ideas?

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jdudeck@polyslo.CalPoly.EDU (John R. Dudeck) (11/20/90)

In an article roy%cybrspc@cs.umn.edu (Roy M. Silvernail) wrote:
>mferrare@physics.adelaide.edu.au (Mark Ferraretto) writes:
>
>> kdq@demott.COM (Kevin D. Quitt) writes:
>> >    Actually, it's Zzyzx, what was supposedly (according to the guy who
>> So how do you pronounce it?
>I'd guess 'zizz-ix. Any other ideas?

For those of us who grew up in SoCal, you might remember that there was
a quack on the radio that talked about health food and stuff.  Seems like
his name was Curtis Springer or something like that.  He offered bottles
of water from Zzyzx mineral springs as cure-all.  Then he developed a spa
out there and tried to make a commercial go of it.  Seems like he ended
up in bankruptcy or jail (don't sue me for libel if I'm wrong... it's
been a long time).

Anyway, he pronounced it zye - zex.

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kdq@demott.COM (Kevin D. Quitt) (11/20/90)

In article <mferrare.658973563@adelphi.ua.oz.au> mferrare@physics.adelaide.edu.au (Mark Ferraretto) writes:
>kdq@demott.COM (Kevin D. Quitt) writes:
>
>>In article <1990Nov16.060233.4305@nntp-server.caltech.edu> terry@wag.caltech.edu (Terry R. Coley) writes:
>>>a road in the middle of the desert named "xyzzy" (or was it actually 
>>>"xyzzx"?).  Anyone know which came first - the Adventure magic
>
>>    Actually, it's Zzyzx, what was supposedly (according to the guy who
>
>So how do you pronounce it?


    Same way as the guy who made it up.  8-{)}.  Two syllables, ('i' as in is)
zi-ziks (zi is pronounced like "is", backwards).


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jon%vector0@sactoh0.SAC.CA.US (A Product of Society) (11/21/90)

mferrare@physics.adelaide.edu.au (Mark Ferraretto) writes:

> kdq@demott.COM (Kevin D. Quitt) writes:
> 
> >    Actually, it's Zzyzx, what was supposedly (according to the guy who
> 
> So how do you pronounce it?

    Zzyzx = Zee-Zee-Why-Zee-Ex

    Xyzzy = Ex-Why-Zee-Zee-Why


..ask a silly question...




Jon
vector0!jon@sactoh0.SAC.CA.US   ...ames!pacbell!sactoh0!vector0!jon

        fezzes for one and all!

vances@xenitec.on.ca (Vance Shipley) (11/25/90)

In article <7Twys1w163w@vector0> jon%vector0@sactoh0.SAC.CA.US (A Product of Society) writes:
>> So how do you pronounce it?
>
>    Zzyzx = Zee-Zee-Why-Zee-Ex
>
>    Xyzzy = Ex-Why-Zee-Zee-Why
>

I thought it was:

     Zzyzx = Zed-Zed-Why-Zed-Ex

     Xyzzy = Ex-Why-Zed-Zed-Why


Vance Shipley
Canadian

jon%vector0@sactoh0.SAC.CA.US (A Product of Society) (11/27/90)

vances@xenitec.on.ca (Vance Shipley) spews forth:

> In article <7Twys1w163w@vector0> jon%vector0@sactoh0.SAC.CA.US (A Product of 
> >> So how do you pronounce it?
> >
> >    Zzyzx = Zee-Zee-Why-Zee-Ex
> >    Xyzzy = Ex-Why-Zee-Zee-Why
> 
> I thought it was:
> 
>      Zzyzx = Zed-Zed-Why-Zed-Ex
> 
>      Xyzzy = Ex-Why-Zed-Zed-Why
> 
> Vance Shipley
> Canadian

    Well, I just read it aloud to myself to listen to the differences
in pronouciation.  If it makes any difference, when I read your
version (Ex-Why-Zed-Zed-Why), a loud booming voice said "Nothing happens."

    So I guess you must be right.



..the thread that just wouldn't die...



Jon
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        fezzes for one and all!