[rec.music.gaffa] KT vs. Tiffany

Love-Hounds-request@GAFFA.MIT.EDU (06/24/89)

Really-From: "Steven Anderson" <sanderso@umn-cs.cs.umn.edu>

>really really from Ken Woodruff, femto@ucscb.ucsc.edu
>
>Has anyone ever compared the Whole Story poster (B&W, head shot)
>to Tiffany's first albim cover?  Striking resemblance in 
>the morose doe syes, I think.

How's this analysis of each performer's appearance:
   KT:  Mysteriously alluring
   Tiffany:  constipated

[insert smiley at will...I'M not going to do it]

(Sorry, Ken...couldn't resist.)  Seriously, I wouldn't call KT's look
"morose," but Tiffany's I would.  Anyone would be in her physical state.
-- 
-Steve Anderson
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Love-Hounds-request@GAFFA.MIT.EDU (06/28/89)

Really-From: ide!lofdahl@Sun.COM (Corey Lofdahl)

Sure, KB vs. Tiffany exercises are 
interesting, but have you considered
the amazing similarities and even 
more striking differences between 
Debbie Gibson and Tiffany?

-Similarities-

Age
  DG: young
   T: young

Sex
  DG: female
   T: female

-Differences-

Hair
  DG: Blond
   T: Brown

Eyes
  DG: Blue
   T: Brown

Home Location
  DG: East Coast (Long Island)
   T: West Coast (Los Angeles)

Family
  DG: Loving family scene
   T: Domineering Manager, Lawyer, Divorced Mom

Intelligence
  DG: Graduated High School
   T: Can't, like you know, read good

Musical Talent
  DG: Writes all her own music
      plays instrument
   T: Growls through whatever anyone
      else wrote that she can read

Computer Skills
  DG: Regularly debugs digital circuit boards
      and writes compilers in spare time
   T: Doesn't understand Macintosh interface

Astounding isn't it?

                --Corey

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