[rec.music.gaffa] Sinful Music

mwcbm@world.std.COM (Mike Weaver of Kansas City) (03/19/90)

We of the Parents Music Resource Center have recently had the music of one,
"Kate Bush", brought to our attention. Previously we have looked at the
"music" of such groups as "Ratt", "Twisted Sister" and "Mr. Frank Zappa".
This latest menace to the youth of America from a foreign land is more
pernicious than all the rest. The following is a list of Miss Bush's song
lyrics that we believe need warning labels:


All We Ever Look For: Explicit references to breasts, wombs, tombs and drugs.
All the Love: Death.
And Dream of Sheep: Drugs, specifically poppies - the source of opium.
Army Dreamers: Death.
Babooshka: Infidelity.
The Big Sky: Sacrilege.
Blow Away: Death and sacrilege; the very _thought_ that Keith Moon and Sid
              Vicious could be let into Heaven!
Breathing: Anti-Nuclear propaganda.
Burning Bridge: Arson.
Cloudbusting: Quackery.
Coffee Homeground: Poisoning.
December Will Be Magic Again: Glorifying a known homosexual (Oscar Wilde).
Don't Push Your Foot On The Heartbrake: Suicide.
The Dreaming: Alcoholism.
Egypt: References to demons and possible references to the female sexual
          organs.
The Empty Bullring: Death and mutilation. Sacrilege.
Experiment IV: A sound that can kill; the avowed goal of every Heavy Metal                band. 
Feel It: A dirty, dirty song. 
Get Out Of My House: "Devil Dreams", Human transmogrification into animals.
Hammer Horror: Occultism.
Heads We're Dancing: "They say the Devil is a charming man.." It isn't even
        _backwards_! Appalling! 
Houdini: Occultism, French Kissing, Sacrilege.
Hounds Of Love: Bestiality?
The Infant Kiss: Definite Pedophilia. This song is beyond redemption.
In The Warm Room: Another dirty song, this one about prostitution.
James And The Cold Gun: Gunplay. Alcohol. Gambling. Sex.
Kashka From Baghdad: Homosexuality and voyeurism.
The Kick Inside: Incest, suicide and Godless mythology.
Kite: Demonic entities; vis. "Beelzebub".
L'amour Looks Something Like You: Sex, sex and more sex. "...that feeling
        of sticky love inside".
Leave It Open: Burglary, Satanic backwards messages. 
The Man With the Child in His Eyes: Possible pedophilia.
Mother Stands For Comfort: Murderers. 
Night Of The Swallow: Criminal activities.
Ne T'en Fui Pas: We don't know French, but it _sounds_ dirty.
Not This Time: Profanity (we think...)
Oh England My Lionheart: Death, Kidnapping, Sacrilege.
Pull Out The Pin: Violence and drugs (Hashish).
Ran-Tan Waltz: Alcohol, infidelity and a slang reference to the male organ.
Rocket's Tail (For Rocket): We couldn't figure this one out, but we don't 
              think we'd like it if we could.
Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God): Sacrilege, plain and simple. God
              does not make _deals_!
Sat In Your Lap: "Some say that Heaven is hell..." Hum-m-pfh!
Saxophone Song: Reference to bowels.
The Sensual World: This song is beyond redemption. Based on a pornographic
        novel by James Joyce.
Strange Phenomena: Menstruation, occultism.
Symphony In Blue: Death and sex; need we say more.
Them Heavy People: Yet more sacrilege.
There Goes A Tenner: Criminal activity.
Violin: Yet more satanic references.
Waking The Witch: Where to begin?
Warm And Soothing: Alcohol.
Watching You Without Me: Occultism.
The Wedding List: Murder and revenge.
Wow: Homosexuality.
Wuthering Heights: Occultism.

  Please help us protect the morals of the youth of this God-fearing country.
Almost as shocking are the covers of her records. We would say more about
them but we are having trouble getting them back from our examiner.

                                    Tipper Gore
                                    tipper@pmrc.ica.fib

slh@ut-emx.UUCP (Susan L. Cecelia Harwood) (03/20/90)

Tell me, oh *please* tell me this is a joke.

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--------Susan L. Cecelia Harwood-----------------------------------------------
 The whims that we're weeping for our parents would be beaten for. --Kate Bush
-----------(slh@emx.utexas.edu)------------The University of Texas @Austin-----

brogers@auspex.UUCP (Bob Rogers) (03/22/90)

In article <9003190716.AA18983@world.std.com> mwcbm@world.std.COM (Mike Weaver of Kansas City) writes:
>We of the Parents Music Resource Center have recently had the music of one,
>"Kate Bush", brought to our attention. Previously we have looked at the
>"music" of such groups as "Ratt", "Twisted Sister" and "Mr. Frank Zappa".
>                                    tipper@pmrc.ica.fib

Much stuff deleted... This person must have too much time on thier
hands. While this is obviously a joke it depicts a wierd sense of
humor. Is this someones relative?

Back to the music....


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USPS: Bob Rogers/ Auspex Systems/ 2903 Bunker Hill Lane/ Santa Clara, CA 95054

cs225ax@UX1.CSO.UIUC.EDU (Ken.") (03/22/90)

     This is obviously a slam on the stupid (IMHO) warning label stuff flying
around.  I just might be persuaded and/or bribed into accepting a rating, like
the movies (parentel-discretion or not) but not a listing of what it talks
about.  Putting a label with all the bad parts is just an ad for that album.
Sales will just go up if the pro-label people have their way.
     A+ for a joke, though.  The label thing really rubs me the wrong way.

							Ken.

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