Love-Hounds-request@GAFFA.MIT.EDU (06/01/90)
Really-From: amdcad!tymix!hobbes!nancyh@decwrl.dec.com (Nancy Holt) this is more or less a transcription of the live bit in which the Young Ones discuss Kate Bush. I've put bits I couldn't crystal clearly remember in <> brackets. Enjoy! <Mike and Rick talking about the song they are going to sing with Cliff Richards... Mike tells Rick he can't be in the song...> Rick: Why not? Vyvyan (off stage): Because you're total and utter crap! Crowd: [LOUD CHEERS] Rick: <oh very clever, what are you doing hiding in the dark?> trying to get a snog off Kate Bush? <oh, sorry, Kate, my hand accidentally slipped up your dress and into your knicks>, my God, it IS Kate Bush! Mike: Vyvyan! You know very well that's not Kate Bush, that's Neil! Vyvyan: Kate Bush is underneath! I'm using Neil as a contraceptive! paul (frank@darkside.com)