[soc.feminism] witty condom comebacks

cs192001@cs.brown.EDU (Brynna Donn) (03/06/91)

I am currently doing a project for Toby Simon, a Health
Educator at Brown University.  She wants to compile some
witty comebacks to lines often used as an excuse not to
use a condom.  Here are some of the most commonly used
excuses:

     "It doesn't feel as good"
     "It spoils the mood"
     "You won't catch anything from me"
     "It takes too long"
     "Just this once won't matter"

If anyone has any good comebacks to any of these lines mail
me or post them.  She's looking for humor.

sue@ariel.ucs.unimelb.edu.au (Sue McPherson) (03/14/91)

In article <66549@brunix.UUCP> Brynna Donn <cs192001@cs.brown.EDU> writes:
>....  She wants to compile some
>witty comebacks to lines often used as an excuse not to
>use a condom.

There is an awareness advertising campaign being run here with
billboards and signs on buses and trams which read;

   Tell him 'if its not on, its not on'

followed by a cartoon of a man wearing a full body condom.

I think most people get a laugh out of it.

Sue.