lcrew@andromeda.rutgers.edu.rutgers.edu (Louie Crew) (07/18/90)
An Announcement
of Special Interest
to All True-Blooded
Fundamdentalists
in the U.S.A. and Iran
Z. Strange Lott, a patriarchal millionnaire from Leviticus, Alabama, has
established The Pillar of Salt Foundation (POSF), a tax-deductible trust to
distribute hetero daughters to marauding homosexual males. Mr. Lott, who made
his fortune in salt mines and in asbestos, said at the garden party in front of
his lava-molded mansion, that he hopes POSF will bring much delight and
and satisfaction to millions of gay men, possibly leading to their hetero
conversion.
To show his own good faith, Mr. Lott placed 20 of his own granddaughters up
for auction to the gays, in memory of their ancient maiden aunt who had been
similarly disposed of. "We can no longer just tell these people to change
their ways," Mr. Lott announced to the press corps. "We must be willing to
put our own children on the line as people did of old. It is not fair for us
to proclaim one part of the Scripture and yet to forget the sacrifices which
Scripture specifies for us." Mr. Lott said that he hopes that fundamenta-
lists the world over will either put up or shut up.
(RNN, July 15, 1990)
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