eaton@iccgcc.decnet.ab.com (11/09/90)
>>> Hi, I am a Christian and would like to have some christian jokes. > This is an old one, but maybe some of you haven't heard it: One day this man (man1) gets on the bus and sits down next to another man reading a Bible (man2). man2: (quitly reading, but then all of sudden jumps up and yells) "Praise God!" man1: (gives man2 a look!) "What are you reading?" man2: "I just read how God split the Red Sea and let the Children of Israel walk thru on dry ground." man1: "Oh. Well I read somewhere that scientists discovered that at that time, the Red Sea was only 6 inches deep." man2: (looking disappointed) "Oh." (goes back to reading) (after some time passes, he again jumps up and yells) "Praise God!" man1: "What happened now?" man2: "God just drown the whole Egyptian army in 6 inches of water!" :-) Bob -- +-----------------------------+ ___ | rdeaton@ab.com | \ / / \ | Bob Eaton | \___/ \ | Control Systems Engineering |_______________________ __\_____________________ | Allen-Bradley Co. | | | | ____| | | | 747 Alpha Dr. | ____ | | ____ | | ___| ____| | Highland Hts., OH 44143 | / \ \| | / \ \| |____ / ( | | (216) 646-3478 (work) | \__\_/| | \__\_/| __ | | | | (216) 353-0280 (home) | | | | \_\__| \___/ | +-----------------------------+ | | | \ |