[soc.religion.christian] a dog, a woman and a prayer of a man

chin@mars.jpl.nasa.gov (Angela Chin) (12/19/90)

I have a stupid question.  I remember there is a passage in the
Bible (probably O.T.) a man's prayer went like this:

	Thank God I am not a dog,
	Thank God I am not a woman....

Can anyone tell me where is it?

[I don't think it's in the Bible.  This is a supposed Jewish prayer,
which I've heard quoted, but have never been sure is more than
an "urban legend".  Perhaps one of our Jewish readers can 
enlighten us?  (Also, the version of the urban legend I heard
claimed that women had a similar prayer that thanked God they
weren't men.)  --clh]

hammer@sp29.csrd.uiuc.edu (David Hammerslag) (12/24/90)

[Angela Chin asked about a prayer
	Thank God I am not a dog,
	Thank God I am not a woman....
I noted that I believed it is part of an ancient Jewish prayer, but
that I had also heard of a similar prayer for women that thanked
God for not making them a man.  --clh]

I have seen the above prayer cited (with references) in a (NT) commentary.
It is from a BCE Jewish prayer.

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tom@tredysvr.tredydev.unisys.com (Tom Albrecht) (12/24/90)

In article <Dec.19.04.52.06.1990.28586@athos.rutgers.edu> chin@mars.jpl.nasa.gov (Angela Chin) writes:
>I have a stupid question.  I remember there is a passage in the
>Bible (probably O.T.) a man's prayer went like this:
>
>	Thank God I am not a dog,
>	Thank God I am not a woman....
>
>Can anyone tell me where is it?

It's not in the Bible.  There are a series of Jewish prayers, baruchas,
that goes something like this:

        Blessed are you Lord God for you have not made me a gentile.
        Blessed are you Lord God for you have not made me a slave.
        Blessed are you Lord God for you have not made me a woman.

The intent of these prayers is to remind the free Jewish male that he alone
was blessed in that he could observe all of the 613 mitzvoh, or
commandments, of the Torah.  According to Jewish tradition, a woman was
only required to keep the negative mitzvoh, i.e., "Thou shalt not ... ."
She was not required to keep all the positive commands, such as those
relating to the observance of sacrifices, feasts and holy days.  Likewise,
a slave could not keep all the commandments, neither would a gentile.

It's interesting to compare these baruchas with the words of the apostle
Paul found in Galatians 3:28,29:

  There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is
  neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.
  And if ye be Christ's, then are ye Abraham's seed, and heirs according to
  the promise.

Paul is responding to the legalism of the Judaizers who wished to require
that Gentiles follow the Jewish Law in order to identify with the Church.
Paul seems to be pointing out that all those ceremonial commandments that
previously separated Jew and Gentile have been abolished in Christ.

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Tom Albrecht

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Tom Albrecht

bjstaff@zds-ux.zds.com (Brad Staff) (12/24/90)

[In response to the question about the prayer
>	Thank God I am not a dog,
>	Thank God I am not a woman....
I commented that I had heard that women had a similar prayer that
thanked God that they were not men.  --clh]

I just came across this in the book _What is a Jew_? by Rabbi Morris N.
Kertzer:

        There was also among our ancestors the feeling sometimes echoed
        by feminists today that men led a far less circumscribed life
        than their sisters.  In the old Orthodox ritual a man recited
        a special blessing each morning thanking God that he had not
        been made a woman, while a woman prayed:  "Thank God that He
        fashioned me according to His will."

Brad Staff
bjstaff@zds-ux.zds.com

levene@aplcen.apl.jhu.edu (Robert A. Levene) (12/25/90)

In article <Dec.24.04.10.11.1990.16378@athos.rutgers.edu> 
dvnspc1!tom@tredysvr.tredydev.unisys.com (Tom Albrecht) writes:

[an excerpt from the weekday morning blessings:]
>        Blessed are you Lord God for you have not made me a gentile.
>        Blessed are you Lord God for you have not made me a slave.
>        Blessed are you Lord God for you have not made me a woman.
>
> The intent of these prayers is to remind the free Jewish male that he alone
> was blessed in that he could observe all of the 613 mitzvoh, or
> commandments, of the Torah.

Roughly accurate.


>  According to Jewish tradition, a woman was
> only required to keep the negative mitzvoh, i.e., "Thou shalt not ... ."
> She was not required to keep all the positive commands, such as those
> relating to the observance of sacrifices, feasts and holy days.

That is not correct.

  Women are freed from most time-dependent obligations, i.e., praying
at the set times daily, wearing phylacteries, etc.  They are still
subject to the other commandments, including observance of the kosher
laws, the Sabbath, and the holy days.  (This is an oversimplification,
but details are not relevant here.)

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