[soc.religion.christian] Christianity Jokes

kilroy@gboro.glassboro.edu (Dr Nancy's Sweetie) (02/14/91)

This one's a tad unorthodox, but Nancy thought it was funny.  I saw it
on a cable-TV comedy show some time ago.


The Comedian says that some people don't think his is respectable
work, but that he thinks God has a great sense of humor.

	One day, he called over some angels, and said:
	`See the earth?  Watch this!

[turns to earth]

	Stand up!  Sit down!  Kneel!  Stand up!  Sit down!  Kneel!

[turns back to angels, pointing at earth]

	Look!  They're doing it!  They're doing it!'



kilroy@gboro.glassboro.edu      Darren F. Provine      ...njin!gboro!kilroy

kilroy@gboro.glassboro.edu (Dr Nancy's Sweetie) (02/16/91)

In article <Feb.8.03.13.44.1991.15800@athos.rutgers.edu>, Joe Buehler
writes:

 >Subject: Re: Keith Drake Sez Peter could not be a pop

Which I think misstates the question; Mark refers to "Simon's"
mother-in-law (Mark 1:30), so it is reasonable to conclude that Peter was
married.  As such, he may have been a pop (though there is no indication
that he was), and I don't think Keith would deny that.

In modern times, were he a pop, he probably wouldn't have been a pope,
but in the first century they may have had pope pops.

Sounds like a breakfast cereal, doesn't it?  I can see the commercial now:

(actress dressed like a nun looks to camera) 

	Here at Our Lady of Good Hope, Pope Pops is a regular part of
	our nutritious breakfast.  I recommend them for devout Catholics
	everywhere!

(camera zooms in on little bits of sugar-coated cardboard shaped like
three-pointed hats)

	Pope Pops are fortified with a full day's supply of vitamins and
	iron, and there's an authentic Matchbox (tm) PopeMobile in every box!

(camera zooms in on little toy car)

	And they come in Original and Avignon!

(camera shows two boxes, regular and chocolate)

	Pope Pops -- Infallibly good!

(smiling nuns eating breakfast)


<shudder>

[ And, of course, Pope Pops for Protestants, shaped like little `6's. ]


kilroy@gboro.glassboro.edu      Darren F. Provine      ...njin!gboro!kilroy
"I'm irreverent, you're sacrilegious, he's blasphemous." -- Nancy L Tinkham

Whatever you call the Magi, you cannot avoid the fact that (according to
Matthew) they came to highly accurate conclusions using methods which we
generally consider foolish.  


kilroy@gboro.glassboro.edu      Darren F. Provine      ...njin!gboro!kilroy
"On the grand scale, the Observable Region [of space] is very much the same
 everywhere and in all directions -- in other words, it is homogeneous."
                                                    -- Edwin Powell Hubble