[alt.slack] slack, slack, and more slack

map@outlaws.rutgers.edu (Michael Pietrucha) (01/17/90)

  After putting it off for several years, I mailed my buck to Bob.
  Important question:  Will the response come US Mail or will it come
  in a vision from Bob.




  Also, how long is it?

spl@mcnc.org (Steve Lamont) (01/17/90)

In article <Jan.16.22.48.45.1990.3002@outlaws.rutgers.edu> map@outlaws.rutgers.edu (Michael Pietrucha) writes:
>  After putting it off for several years, I mailed my buck to Bob.
>  Important question:  Will the response come US Mail or will it come
>  in a vision from Bob.

No, this is not the important question.  The important question is: do you
have another dollar?  If so, why have you not sent it to me.

>  Also, how long is it?

About a furlong, on a windy day.  For others, try applying copious amounts of
Crisco(tm) to your Xerox(tm).

							spl (the p stands for
							perhaps its time to
							start
							alt.slack.beginners.)


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pb1p+@andrew.cmu.edu (Peter Glen Berger) (01/18/90)

map@outlaws.rutgers.edu (Michael Pietrucha) writes:
>   After putting it off for several years, I mailed my buck to Bob.
>   Important question:  Will the response come US Mail or will it come
>   in a vision from Bob.

Both.  After receiving your little paper squares through the US Mail,
eat them all at once.  Within the hour, "Bob" will be your spirit
guide, and will probably take you to a mall to interact with the
pinks.  Know thy enemy.

>   Also, how long is it?
Acute effects last for about 12 hours.  Psychic Pstench Disruption is
permanent, however.

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