[alt.slack] ASCII "Bob"

wcs) (01/20/90)

In article <349@kgw2.uucp.WEC.COM> dennisg@kgw2.uucp.WEC.COM (Dennis Glatting) writes:
} ascii bob may be cool but how do i use it?

Any way you want.  Or don't.  Or don't bother - it'll sit there
reminding you that by not using it, you're SLACKING OFF.
So it's using you by you not using it.

I was about to say what an EBCDIC Bob would be doing, but Bob don't
do no EBCDIC.  EBCDIC is for Pinks.   EBCDIC is highly
non-productive, like COBOL, but when you THINK you're THINKing,
you're not SLACKING OFF, even if you're doing less useful work than
someone who is slacking off.  When you're really SLACKING OFF,
you fnord well know it.  It's possible to SLACK OFF using the
Cool Old Bob Oriented Language, but only if you know it's a con.

So you can let the EBCDIC OBO steal all your slack, or you can pull
the wool over your own eyes.
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