[comp.virus] 2 remarks

DLV@CUNYVMS1.BITNET (Dimitri Vulis) (06/29/89)

1. The English language has certain traditional ways of naming groups
of animals, e.g., a goggle of goblins, a school of fish, a pack of
wolves, etc.  Since both `virus' and `Trojan horse' have some kind of
animal overtones, I wonder what other people (preferably English
majors) think is a good way to name a group of those beasts.
Definitely not `diskful'---a disk is likely to be anything but full
after a visitation. A test-tube of viruses? A can of worms?  A pack of
Trojan horses? `This BBS offers a horde of Trojan Horses for
downloading.' Please reply directly to me, and I'll summarize in the
newsgroup.

2. Ross Greenberg is alleged to have written in Byte, June '89, page 275:

         >In the DOS environment, viruses use JMPs or other system files
         >to ply their trade.

I know that Ross knows that JMP is an instruction, not a system file.
Moral: check your proofs, or (c)Brain will infect every NOP in your system.

Dimitri Vulis
Department of Mathematics
CUNY GC

steve@apple.com (Steve Savitzk{) (07/18/89)

an infection of viruses
  (plague is another possibility, perhaps reserved for widespread
   infections)

an ambush of Trojan horses

and, of course,

a can of worms

- --
  Steve Savitzky     | steve@arc.uucp | apple.com!arc!steve
  ADVANsoft Research Corp.    |  (408) 727-3357(w) / 294-6492(h)
  4301 Great America Parkway  |  #include<disclaimer.h>
  Santa Clara, CA  95054      |  May the Source be with you!

trebor@uunet.uu.net (Robert J Woodhead) (07/19/89)

DLV@CUNYVMS1.BITNET (Dimitri Vulis) writes:
>1. The English language has certain traditional ways of naming groups
>of animals, e.g., a goggle of goblins, a school of fish, a pack of
>wolves, etc.  Since both `virus' and `Trojan horse' have some kind of
>animal overtones, I wonder what other people (preferably English
>majors) think is a good way to name a group of those beasts.

	1) A Plague of Viruses.
	2) A Herd of Trojan Horses.

[Ed. name for "group" of Trojans deleted...]

(^;-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-;^)
Robert J Woodhead, Biar Games, Inc.   !uunet!biar!trebor | trebor@biar.UUCP
  ``I can read your mind - right now, you're thinking I'm full of it...''