frankm@microsoft.UUCP (Frank MALONEY) (02/07/91)
ALICE A film review by Frank Maloney Copyright 1991 Frank Maloney Every year, just as winter peaks and begins to peter out into a sloppy mess, Woody Allen redeems this most cheerless of seasons with a new movie. This year he gives us ALICE, which stars Mia Farrow and in which Allen himself does not appear. But, of course, Allen need hardly appear physically in a Woody Allen film for his presence to dominate and inform every scene. His major presence in ALICE is that Mia Farrow has begun to speak her lines exactly as Allen does, even to the point where it becomes somewhat distracting. The title character, played brilliantly by Farrow, is a modern, upper-crust, neurosis-ridden Manhattanite interpretation of the Lewis Carrol Alice. Farrow's Alice takes Chinese herbs with a lot more various effects that the old "one side makes you taller" routine of the Caterpillar. The herbalist/acupuncturist is played by Keye Luke, who long ago and in a different world was, I believe, No. 1 Son in the the Charlie Chan series. Everywhere Alice goes there are looking glasses in background. This Alice is an innocent on the cusp of discovering herself. Her husband is a cold, patronizing, and treacherous William Hurt. Her lover is Joe Mantegna. Mantegna's performance is particularly good, being the only actor in the movie who has chance of stealing the lead from Farrow. Julie Kavner, Bernadette Peters, and Cybil Shepherd have minor roles; the wealth of Allen is staggering if he can afford to underuse such major character actors as Kavner (who is also appearing AWAKENINGS currently) and Peters (who has never had a good movie, but for whom hope springs eternal). Gwen Verdon, who was the fabulous dancer/singer who starred as Lola in DAMN YANKEES long time passing (remember "Whatever Lola Wants, Lola Gets (and, Little Man, Lola Wants You)"?), appears as Alice's mother, who had a short career in the movies before she drank herself to death with Margaritas ("But, darling, you know I never could resist anything with salt on the rim."). Allen, by the way, does us all a major service when he finds and uses some otherwise nearly forgotten of star of other years. In NEW YORK STORIES, the woman who played his mother was the original voice of Betty Boop, for example. (I read this last week a description of Hurt grabbing Mantegna and dancing around in a circle yelling "We're going to do a Woody, we're going to do a Woody!") Too much praise for Farrow's accomplishment is not possible. She brings a guileless honesty to her role, a deadpan serious to the hijinks and fantasy that makes them all the more delightful. In many ways, ALICE marks Farrow's emergence as a major film actor. Another reliable feature of Allen films is the music. Allen is well-known to be a major, major jazz aficionado, who, like Mantegna's character, Joe, plays the sax and who has a record collection that is reliably described as fantastic. The sound track of ALICE features some well chosen selections from such a collection, including "Alice Blue Gown" and that one about Old Chinatown. Unfortunately, I do not think the movie per se is as good as its performers. The fantasy elements are handled well, but my own class prejudices are such that I have trouble being too sympathetic toward upper-class angst. My prejudices aside, the ending of the film is horribly, disfiguringly hurried and left me with a very unsatisfied feeling. Briefly, I have to say that ALICE is major Farrow, but minor Allen. But then, as others have remarked, a second-rate Allen movie is better than just about anyone else's first-rate movie. -- Frank Richard Aloysius Jude Maloney
leeper@mtgzy.att.com (Mark R. Leeper) (02/07/91)
ALICE A film review by Mark R. Leeper Copyright 1991 Mark R. Leeper Capsule review: Rod Serling could have done a lot more with this story in a lot less time. A Bloomingdale's sort of woman gets magical means to examine her life. If you think that is unbelievable, wait until you see what she decides to do with the knowledge! Good actors in most roles but the lead. One of Woody Allen's worst misfires. Rating: low 0 (-4 to +4). Woody Allen's work is getting spotty these days. It was once true that an Allen film could be depended on to be worth seeing. He cannot be faulted for a CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS and at least HANNAH AND HER SISTERS was a popular success, but every once in a while one of his films goes really wrong. It is hard to imagine Allen thought he could make anything great out of the material in A MIDSUMMER SEX COMEDY. It was surprising the film was at all watchable. But BROADWAY DANNY ROSE left one feeling more could have been done with the material. And that feeling is a lot stronger with ALICE. This is a film that has an intriguing concept and a terrific cast, yet ends up as dry and uninteresting as its title. The title character is played by Mia Farrow. Farrow's performances are an acquired taste, but to the best of my knowledge Woody Allen is the only one who has ever acquired it. Alice is the air-headed wife of a very successful executive when she is given magical means to examine her life, the lives of her friends, and her relationship with her family. What she discovers is that she does not like her husband, for good reason. She does like her sister, with whom she has had a difficult relationship. She sort of likes a man to whom she has been attracted (played by Joe Mantegna). Eventually her life comes together in a hokey and stereotyped way. And how does she get the means to examine her life? She has back pain and goes to a mysterious doctor in Chinatown (played by Keye Luke, who incidentally died of a stroke on January 12). Dr. Yang treats her with opium and magic herbs that give her the power to see ghosts or become invisible or change her personality. In spite of the fact that Yang is benevolent, this is all Fu Manchu stuff, and Allen should be ashamed to write it into a film. There are, of course, a few good lines in the script to remind us that Allen could be writing good comedy if that was what he wanted to do. It is hard to find a good role for Bernadette Peters, but she does have a very good comic scene in this film. And a single scene is all that many of the name actors got in this effort. Cameo actors include Gwen Verdon, Cybill Shepherd, Julie Kavner, Patrick O'Neal, and Bob Balaban. Alec Baldwin has a small role as a ghost who is usually seen in shadows. And there are a lot of shadows in this dark film--dark in color and often in tone. I rate this one a disappointing low 0 on the -4 to +4 scale. Mark R. Leeper att!mtgzy!leeper leeper@mtgzy.att.com