[net.auto] The Good, The Bad & The Ugly

jeffm@tekecs.UUCP (Jeff McMeekin) (08/31/83)

Recent references to CAR magazine's quick sum-ups of all the car models
available in Britain prompted me to quote a few examples.

Interesting:
   BMW 318, 320i, 323i. 
	For: Suspension grip now good, better balance than previous model, fine
	     drivetrains, build quality, performance (top models especially)
	Against: Outmoded shape, rear still cramped, indifferent aerodynamics
	Sum-up: Far better car now - quick chuckable and fairly frugal
	     even when you go fast
   Mazda 626 LX, GLX, Coupe
	For: Clean Styling, European handling, ride qualities, equipment
	Against: Rear room down on rivals, plasticy dash
	Sum-up: Exceptionally good fwd mid-ranger for Japanese maker
   Morgan 4/4 1.6 2str, 4str, 4/4 TC 2str, 4str, Plus Eight
	For: Marvellous looks, brisk performance with economy, exhilaration
	     per mile
	Against: Bone-shaking ride, general suspension incompetence, vague
	     steering, slowness over distances
	Sum-up: Classic lines, wind-in-the-hair fun; design refinement zero
   Golf (Rabbit) GTi
	For: Pace, handling, sheer panache
	Against: Not much
	Sum-up: Here's hoping GOLF II GTi (September) is as good!
Adequate
   Rolls-Royce Silver Spirit, Spur lwb, Corniche conv, Camargue
	For: Aristocratic bearing, quietness, comfort, soft ride
	Against: Extreme thirst (for tyres as well as fuel), cumbersome handling
	Sum-up: Last Edwardian motor car, glorious for rear occupants;
	     now at least has predictable cornering

and my favorite category

Boring
   Cadillac
	For: Exclusivity, quietness, equipment, limo-appeal
	Against: Poor resale, minimal spares back-up, chintzy
	Sum-up: As flash as a rat with a gold tooth
   Datsun 280 ZX 2+2 
	For: Equipment, reliability, smooth six
	Against: Size, weight, cumbersome handling, for 'sports' car
	Sum-up: As we said before, 280ZZZZZZX
   Skoda (Czech)
	For: Cheap
	Against: Crude in everything
	Sum-up: Very possibly the worst new cars sold in Britain

jeffm@tekecs.UUCP (Jeff McMeekin) (09/01/83)

And here are a few of my favorites from back issues
of the British magazine CAR.

Don't blame me if you disagree.

Boring
   MG Midget				(1979)
      For: Handling, economy, price
      Against: Ride, grip, fittings
      Sum-up: Arthritic

   MGB, GT				(1979)
      For: Unburstable mechanicals
      Against: No grip, nasty nose, awful ride
      Sum-up: So old, so tired

   Morris Mini 				(1981)
      For: Roomy for its size, sharp handling, reasonably priced
      Against: Sharp ride, noise (less than it used to be, though),
	   poor luggage space, outdated dash
      Sum-up: Decrepit curiosity

   Triumph Spitfire			(1979)
      For: Open cockpit, reasonable looks
      Against: Ride, seats, noise
      Sum-up: O death, where is thy sting