wgg@floyd.UUCP (Bill Graves) (12/14/83)
Hey!! We Cadillac pilots have our sensitivities, too. Now, I confess that I am only a Cadillac pilot, second class (my wife won it in a church raffle the same day our daughter was married in that church), but still!! Some of the things for which we get criticized are really much admired features of the car. Like, for example, the four-lane sweep feature. You don't have to check the mirror. Dont believe me? Doesn't everybody get out of the way? As for overweight and pompous -- you just slide into the car and think FAT. You may be a 98 pound weakling out of the car, but in it, 240 pounds of girth and jowl. Fantastic. You can feel the band of your hat coloring up nicely with oil and sweat. Cigars? Dutch Masters Blunts do nicely. The trick is, if you're right handed, you clamp the cigar in the left jowl and pick away with the little finger of the right hand. In a Cadillac, it becomes easy. To all this you add the power of 7 liters of engine. Don't worry about shifting -- the automatic takes care of that for you. Just get in there and give her Hell! Eat our heart out. Bill Graves Floyd!wgg
emma@uw-june (Joe Pfeiffer) (12/16/83)
If I drove a Cadillac, I'd be sensitive about it too. -Joe P.