[net.auto] Oxcart Owner's Group

an@hou2h.UUCP (A.NGUYEN) (03/22/84)

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With all this talk lately for forming various Owner's Groups  (BMW,
Volvo, GTI, etc),  I thought I would venture forth and propose an
Owner's Group for Oxcarts.

Before you dismiss this as yet another frivolous proposal on the
Net,  I should point out that there is an overwhelmingly large
majority of Oxcart owners out there, but they are unfortunately
almost as overwhelmingly silent.  Nonetheless, they are enthusiasts
just like you, and often more so, if only to make up for their vehicles'
lack of enthusiasm.  A very large concentration of Oxcarts in this
country can be found in and around Lancaster, PA.

There is much that need to be discussed about Oxcarts.  Performance
is a prime topic, as always.  Performance figures for Oxcarts are
particularly hard to come by, because of the automotive intelligentsia's
refusal to test such lowly vehicles.  Even private individuals have a
hard time doing instrumented testing of their 'Carts, because facilities
and equipment are often specifically NOT made available to them.  At
the drag strip for instance, hot 'Carts would run in the 2 minute / 7.67
mph bracket,  therefore in the time it takes to make one 'Cart run,
the track owner could have dozens more runs of more conventional
vehicles.  Simple economics keep Oxcarts from using tracks.

Shop manuals are similarly hard to find.  The usual sources, eg. Haynes,
Clymer's, Chilton's, simply refuse to publish anything on 'Carts.  Seems
these publishers are not convinced of the need for a shop manual for
something that hardly has a couple of dozen nuts and bolts and
cotter pins in it.  Mechanical knowledge on 'Carts is mostly folklore,
passed from father to son.

The stodgy image of 'Carts, rivalling that of a certain Swedish marque,
is another ill-founded misunderstanding.   'Cart owners are often
very flamboyant drivers.  A spider-bodied 'Cart doing a four-wheel drift
around a corner is an unforgettable sight to those who have seen it.
Corners that have enough ice and snow to make professional Rally drivers
want to consult the "I Ching" before negotiating can be taken flat-out
in top gear!

'Cart safety, contrary to popular belief, is excellent.  With well
designed crush zones in the bodywork,  Oxcarts can withstand
impacts that would turn ordinary cars into hamburger.  Brakes are
extraordinary by automotive standards.  Where conventional cars must
rely on the idiosyncrasies of rubber to generate braking forces, a
'Cart has positive hookup between vehicle and road surface, in the
form of anywhere from 4 to 16 hoofprints.

Gas mileage is so amazing that 'Cart owners have been known to take
their vehicles into areas where there is no gas for miles around.
Oxcarts have a good thirst for water however.  They never did do
well in the Barstow-to-Vegas desert race.

If the need arises,  I would be glad to serve as moderator for this
Group.  Happy driving to you all ..

	Au Nguyen

	"Have you heel-and-toed your Oxcart today ?"