[net.followup] Writing Style

jeff@rtech.ARPA (Jeff Lichtman) (02/17/85)

> [I don't believe in line-eaters...But just in case...]
> 
> 			       Writing Style
> 				A mild flame
> 
> 
> 	     Would you be so  kindly  to  write  your  articles,  so
> 	everybody has a fair chance to understand them; if not their
> 	meaning, then at least the words in them?
> 
> 	     This is not  directed  at  anyone  personally,  but  to
> 	everyone,  especially  you  who  has  English  as your first
> 	language.  Remember there are many people  on  the  net  and
> 	many  of  the  european  readers  only have English as their
> 	second or third language.
> 
				.
> -- 
> Kim Chr. Madsen   Datalogisk Institut (Institute of Datalogy)
> 		  University of Copenhagen
> {decvax,philabs,seismo}!mcvax!diku!kimcm			  

Sometimes it's hard for native English speakers to know when they are using
language that would confuse a non-native speaker.  A reply saying "I'm from
the Netherlands.  Please tell me what this means." can help us help you.
-- 
Jeff Lichtman at rtech (Relational Technology, Inc.)
aka Swazoo Koolak

jeff@rtech.ARPA (Jeff Lichtman) (02/19/85)

> > [I don't believe in line-eaters...But just in case...]
> > 
> > 			       Writing Style
> > 				A mild flame
> > 
> > 
> > 	     Would you be so  kindly  to  write  your  articles,  so
> > 	everybody has a fair chance to understand them; if not their
> > 	meaning, then at least the words in them?
> > 
> > 	     This is not  directed  at  anyone  personally,  but  to
> > 	everyone,  especially  you  who  has  English  as your first
> > 	language.  Remember there are many people  on  the  net  and
> > 	many  of  the  european  readers  only have English as their
> > 	second or third language.
> > 
> 				.
> > -- 
> > Kim Chr. Madsen   Datalogisk Institut (Institute of Datalogy)
> > 		  University of Copenhagen
> > {decvax,philabs,seismo}!mcvax!diku!kimcm			  
> 
> Sometimes it's hard for native English speakers to know when they are using
> language that would confuse a non-native speaker.  A reply saying "I'm from
> the Netherlands.  Please tell me what this means." can help us help you.
> -- 
> Jeff Lichtman at rtech (Relational Technology, Inc.)
> aka Swazoo Koolak

I have already received one mail message informing me that Copenhagen isn't in
the Netherlands.  I knew this, I really did.  To save you all the trouble, I
will now flame myself.  Different numbers of *'s represent different aspects of
my personality flaming each other.

* Jeff, you ignorant boob!  Even a third grader knows that Copenhagen is in
* Denmark, *not* the Netherlands!  Someone with your lack of knowledge of basic
* geography shouldn't be allowed to post to the net.  Kindly keep your stupid
* opinions to yourself.

** Sniff, sniff.  What'd I do?!?  What'd I do?!?  I made a simple mistake, and
** now some clod is telling me to get off the net.  Well, you know what you can
** do with that idea!  I'm going to continue to make mistakes just to annoy you.
** Now I say that Amsterdam is in Israel.  What do you plan to do about it?

* This disgusting jerk doesn't know how to take a subtle hint.  I told you once,
* but evidently you are too moronic to understand my impeccable logic: YOU ARE
* AN IGNORANT BOOB!  AMSTERDAM IN ISRAEL!  Keep this stupid trash off the net or
* you'll be sorry.

** As you are all aware, a fascist is trying to use ad hominem argument and
** sophistry to censor my postings.  Next, he will probably appoint himself
** the moderator of all the newgroups.  He will probably set up a dish antenna
** in his backyard, and bounce all of netnews off satellites.  Let's not let him
** get away with it.  I'm starting a campaign to kick this guy off the net,
** using whatever means necessary.
**
** P.S.  Damascus is in Egypt!

* I'VE HAD IT!!!!  NOW YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO SUFFER!  I HAVE  WRITTEN A PROGRAM
* TO SEND YOU 500 MAIL MESSAGES A DAY.  I WON'T STOP IT UNTIL YOU PROMISE NEVER
* TO POST TO THE NET AGAIN!  I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU, YOU LIBERTARIAN PORNOGRAPHER!
* I HOPE YOU ROT, ALONG WITH ALL OF THE OTHER EVOLUTIONISTS.

This should relieve you all of your responsibility to tell me how wrong I am.
I would say more, but now I'm so mad that I won't even talk to myself.
-- 
Jeff Lichtman at rtech (Relational Technology, Inc.)
aka Swazoo Koolak

kay@flame.UUCP (Kay Dekker) (02/21/85)

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>language that would confuse a non-native speaker.  A reply saying "I'm from
>the Netherlands.  Please tell me what this means." can help us help you.
>-- 
>Jeff Lichtman at rtech (Relational Technology, Inc.)
>aka Swazoo Koolak

Maybe using the 'style' & 'diction' tools (or even better, WWB) if you
have them might help.  They certainly help me write more clearly.
						Kay.
-- 
Ceci n'est pas une article.
			... mcvax!ukc!ubu!flame!kay