[net.auto] My final word on Muscle Cars!

stuart@ssc-vax.UUCP (Stuart Lewis) (06/07/84)

First, my greatest kudus to Jeff Buchanan and Rick Bensene for their articles
on muscle cars.  I know I get tired of reading all these criticisms on cars
that people have never driven.  I am reminded of the lyrics from a Jimmy Buffet
song : "...don't try to describe a KISS concert if you've never seen it.  Don't
ever forget that you just may wind up being wrong!"  One quick note to Rick 
Bensene before I start my tirade.  My mail must not be getting through to you
or you haven't been answering.  Any guesses?

Now European and Eastern Pacific afficianados (and anyone else reading that for
that matter!), let me give you an example of muscle car.  I've got one sitting
behind my house.

She's a real fine '63, four-speed, 4.11 posi-, Four OH 9!!  This baby cranks
over 400 horses and will blast darn near EVERYTHING off the road.  My only
competition comes from Rat Chevelles, 428/429 Mustangs (but when was the last
time you saw one of these?), and Hemi cars.  And as far as the Rat Chevelles go
I'd rather admire a fellow Chevy than compete against it.  This gentlemen is a
muscle car.  Period.  The American muscle cars have always, and will always 
rule the streets.  Yes, fellow Americans, the streets.  Because that's where
muscle is born - on the streets, highways and byways of this great nation (up
music!).  It's not found at Laguna-Seca.  It's not found at Sears Point.  It's
not found at Elkhart Lake.  NO!  It's found on the corner of 1st and Main.  
It's found at the corner of Cherry and Smith.  Come on all you RX-7's.  Come
on all you 280-Z's.  And YES!  Come on all you Porche 911's!  Right now!  
Let's go toe-to-toe on Main Street U.S.A!!  I've got the pure, raw power to
suck you right up my exhaust pipes!!  Corners?  What corners?!  Who's corners?!
WE DON'T NEED NO STEENKING CORNERS!!!  By the time we get to a corner, you'll
be a dot in my rear view mirror!!!  When the traffic light turns green, it'll
be nothing but the scream of my 8 cylinders and clouds of pulverized rubber
smothering you with its stench!!  ALL RIGHT!!!  LET'S GO!!!  LET'S DO IT!!!
GAS!!!  TIRES!!!  30 WEIGHT MOTOR OIL!!!  IT'S AMERICA!!!  IT'S MOM!!!  IT'S
APPLE PIE!!! IT'S CHEVROLET!!!!!  I'M... I'M GOING TO......I'M GOING OVER THE
EDGE.....OH NO!!, I'M ABOUT TO .....AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!


















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gmp@hjuxa.UUCP (06/09/84)

One question? :-)    If the 409 was such a great engine as you say,
why did they discontinue making them????  Compaired to the later
Chevy Big Blocks (396/427), that particular design had asthma!

guy@rlgvax.UUCP (Guy Harris) (06/09/84)

> Now European and Eastern Pacific afficianados...

> She's a real fine '63, four-speed, 4.11 posi-, Four OH 9!!

Anybody know how much power you can squeeze out of a Mercedes-Benz 450SEL
6.9?  420 cubic inches should be good for something... :-)

	Guy Harris
	{seismo,ihnp4,allegra}!rlgvax!guy

rs55611@ihuxk.UUCP (Robert E. Schleicher) (06/12/84)

I haven't seen figures for the 6.9 liter Mercedes engine (450SEL 6.9),
but have some familiarity with its predecessor, the 6.3 liter
engine used in the 1969-1971 (I think) 300SEL 6.3.  This produced
300 hp (DIN, I think), and 400 ft-lbs. of torque.  6.3 liters
is about 380 cubes, or so.  At the time, the 300SEL 6.3 was the fastest
sedan in the world, despite a weight of over 4000 lbs.  It would
do 0-60 in about 6 seconds, and had a top speed of 145 mph.  All this with
power windows, sunroof, cushy leather seating for 5, and lots of walnut
on the dash.  The car also had an interesting air suspension system with no
springs.  This was quite similar to the current Lincoln system, with ride
height sensors, and a compressed air system run off of an engine belt.
A button under the dash could be pulled to give 2 extra inches of ground 
clearance, for "rough road use".  I've got a 300SEL 3.5, which is identical,
except for the smaller V-8 used in the 350SL sports car.  This will only
do 0-60 in ~9-9.5 seconds, with a top speed of 127 mph.  With 136,000
miles on it, it still feels rock-solid.

Bob Schleicher
ihuxk!rs55611

roger@felix.UUCP (06/13/84)

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Does it seem to anyone besides me that S. Lewis must have a really
high opinion of himself?

	"My final word..."

Really.  Who cares?

jeff@qubix.UUCP (Jeff Buchanan) (06/14/84)

RIGHT-ON, BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!


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