[net.auto] Automotive limerick

lambert@vax4.DEC (08/02/84)

These are going around on net.jokes.  This one looked appropriate for
this newsgroup.  Enjoy.

	There was a young man from Boston
	Who rode around in an Austin.
	  There was room for his ass
	  And a gallon of gas,
	But his balls hung out and he lost 'em.