eric@amc.UUCP (Eric McRae) (03/24/89)
This one leaked out of Microsoft the other day. I didn't save the original: Two male engineering students meet each other on campus. One says to the other "Hi Bill, Where did you get that new bike?" Bill replys "Well, I was walking to class the other day when this pretty co-ed rode up, jumped off her bike, took off all her clothes and said 'You can have anything you want!'" "Good idea", Bill's friend replied. "Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Don't send to me and rec.humor at the same time. Try to wait.