[rec.humor.funny] Referee's report from Hell

merrill@bucasb.BU.EDU (John Merrill) (03/30/89)

General comments on the text:

1)  Don't shift tenses.  The paper goes from the present to the past
tense and then went right back again---frequently within the space of
a single paragraph.  This is very distracting to the reader.

2)  As you already know, many readers find it condescending to be
informed that they already know something.  Moreover, it is
obvious to even the veriest fool that telling him or her that
something is obvious is not only condescending, but insulting.

3)  Avoidification of neologisms strengthenifies your prosification.
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