steven@uts.amdahl.com (Fearless Leader) (03/30/89)
<Told to me about 12 years ago> Q: What's the definition of a three-time loser? A: A pregnant whore driving an Edsel with a "Nixon for President" bumper sticker on it. <In Herb Caen's column (San Francisco Chronicle, 03/17/89)> Q: What's the definition of a three-time loser? A: An Eastern Airlines pilot who owns apple orchards in Chile. --// Steven Swinkels //-- --// Amdahl Corporation //-- amdahl!steven -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Don't send to me and rec.humor at the same time. Try to wait.