[rec.humor.funny] VP Dan Quayle

bill@ssbn.WLK.COM (Bill Kennedy) (03/31/89)

Quote from a recent appearance by the VP:

"And the President put his hand on my shoulder and said:

'Dan, I _knew_ Spiro Agnew.  He was a friend of mine.  And Dan...
 You're no Spiro Agnew!'
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