alcmist@well.UUCP (Frederick Wamsley) (04/04/89)
<I think I originally saw this in Playboy> "Miss Jones, we can't employ you as a model", the editor from the men's magazine explained. "It's too obvious that your blonde hair isn't natural, since the hair between your legs is black". The model picked up a paperweight and slammed it down on the editor's fingers. "What the hell did you do that for!", he exploded. She smiled sweetly and said "Look at your fingers. They're turning black, right? And they've only been banged once." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: If you POST your joke instead of mailing it, I will not reply.