[rec.humor.funny] bartender, bartender....

grant@looking.UUCP (Grant Robinson) (04/10/89)

The administration of UW has asked that I forward "no material which
might be considered in bad taste, or offensive on racial, sexist
or other discriminatory grounds" to UW over my USENET link to it.

It is their right to ask this, and I have complied.  This joke is thus
not available to you.  I will not respond to requests to forward it
by other means, such as mail.  Given the broad nature of "offense," I
am forced to be very conservative with my decisions on what may be
forwarded.  Thank you for your patience.

In the meantime, try "/usr/games/fortune -o" -- a facility which has
been at UW for over 10 years.

Have a nice day.

grant@looking.UUCP (Grant Robinson) (04/10/89)

What do you call a drink that's black on the bottom, white in the middle,
and yellow on top?

A Black Rushton.

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