alcmist@well.UUCP (Frederick Wamsley) (04/15/89)
In response to entreaties from around the world, the leadership of Iran has announced that it will deal with Salman Rushdie in a more Christian fashion. But they have to find a place for the stake where it won't set an oil well on fire. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Always give your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. Not "joke."