[rec.humor.funny] Amazing scientific discovery

jr@unh.UUCP (J. Radlow) (04/19/89)

Physicists at the University of Rochester have discovered that it is
possible, using their multimillion dollar fusion research laser equipment,
to destroy objects that are very far away, for example in Utah.

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J. Radlow
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