[rec.humor.funny] Computer Acheology

eaw@Alliant.COM (Eric Woudenberg) (04/21/89)

[I mailed this out recently within my company, the books are all gone now
 but I thought people might still find it enjoyable.]

I have uncovered some interesting computer texts and scrolls in a
recent archeological dig.  These relics are outside my office and
available to anyone interested.  Anything not claimed will become part
of the permanent museum of computer history and widgetry.

Available:

    Mesa Language Manual version 5.0 (Xerox, 1979)

	Recall the years when new computer languages and dialects abounded.
	When every new piece of hardware urged the creation of a new compiler
	and the simultaneous obsolescence of a million lines of code.
	Here is Xerox in it's heyday.

    Pilot: An Operating System for a Personal Computer (CACM, Feb 1980)

	The appropriate antidote to any overstimulation you may be feeling
	from the previous work, this is a look at what happens when you
	implement an operating system in Mesa.  You get an OS that took
	10 man years to write, contains 24,000 lines of code, and for all
	that gives you a "flat" file system (read: one directory), and
	an OS that can't protect itself from a program accidentally zeroing
	all of memory.  Read this any time you feel that the Macintosh
	isn't worthy of it's roots

    Lisp 1.5 Programmers Manual (MIT Press, 1972)

	The second printing of John McCarthy's classic.  Obscure language
	notation enlivens practically every page.  An item you'll be proud
	to place among those humdrum Unix and C texts on your shelf.
	{ed Sorry, John.}

    UCI LISP Manual

	The perfect companion volume to the Lisp 1.5 book.  This oblique
	tome illuminates such fascinating curiosities as "how to use
	project programmer numbers for disk i/o", "loading code into
	the high segment" and the important details of "calling MACRO-10
	coded routines".  Don't let this one slip by!

    SAIL User Manual (CMU, 1973)

	The "C" of the PDP-10, and logical heir to "MainSail".
	5000 PhD's can't be wrong folks, take this book and stroll
	down "Algol 60" lane.  This was R. B. Neely's personal copy.

    Graphic Display Processor [GDP], Programmers Guide (CMU, 1974).

	In it's day the cadillac of vector graphics displays.
	This little speed demon could produce 50,000 flicker free
	vectors per second.  Never mind that our recently acquired
	subsidiary's box [Raster Technologies] can produce 200,000
	shaded polygons in that interval, this baby is the work
	of "the hardware oriented mind", to wit: 4 whole instructions,
	with the 2 opcode bits strategically placed at opposite ends
	of the instruction word.  A great gift for a friend or relative
	whose thinking of dabbling in computer graphics.

    GPI User's Manual (CMU, 1975)

	The Bliss-11 software library for interface to the GDP.  This is
	one of Sam Harbison's first works, with a disclaimer that reads:
	"This work was supported by me in my free time.  It is my
	 gift to the world ... GPI is sort of maintained by the author",
	what else could I add?

    TECO Multics programmers manual. (MIT, 1972)

	TECO, the text editor that thinks it's a programming language, or
	is it the other way around?  An obscure editor made just the more
	interesting in that this implementation was for Multics.  I'd say
	something more, but there are people in the building still using
	this editor.

    Son of Stopgap (SOS) (Stanford, 1970)

	SOS, the last of the great line number oriented editors.  This
	is the improved version that has intra-line editing as well as
	search and replace.  A vanguard folks.

    BLISS-11 (CMU/DECUS 1974)

	One great optimizing compiler, marred only slightly by
	the fact that it wasn't written in itself, generated code
	for a machine that it couldn't run on, wasn't portable,
	had a mindless scheme for ordering booleans, and for all
	it's complexity was unpleasant to write in, other than that ...

    Ultrix-32w Manuals.

	DEC's version of the Unix manuals.  A hefty three ring binder
	containing one set of release notes and a window system manual.

    Unix Circuit design aids.

	The very thing 3B's are designed with.


These are all outside my office, take your pick, no tag-backs.
--
Eric Woudenberg
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