hans@duttnph.UUCP (Hans Buurman) (04/23/89)
(This is from a little book called "Buurmans hemd nader bekeken", by Harry de Jong (in Dutch). I thought it deserved a bigger audience. Hans) How often a week do you sleep with your wife ? asked the inquirer. Three times, I said without hesitation. That is once more often than your neighbour, the inquirer said, writing. That makes sense, I said, after all, she's my wife. -- Hans Buurman Pattern Recognition Group Faculty of Applied Physics Delft University of Technology -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. Administrative note: RHF readers may wish to note the coverage of rec.humor.funny in a recent edition of "Fortune" magazine. It is the issue with the annual "Fortune 500" listing. You will find the coverage in Dan Seligman's "Keeping Up" column. Seligman's coverage is reasonably accurate because, while I did not grant them an interview, I did get to fact check their copy. Coverage with less accuracy has appeared in the "New Scientist" and Communications of the ACM, as well as a variety of newspapers.