ag3@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Rodney Mood) (05/06/89)
According to _The_Providence_Journal_, Claudine Schneider, a lawmaker from Rhode Island, mentioned to Dan Quayle during a conversation that she spoke fluent French. Quayle was very impressed by her language skills and replied by saying, "I was recently on tour of Latin America and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people." All us Hoosiers down heer are reel prowd of good 'ol Danforth !-) Of course, Central and Latin America are the pinnacle of brilliance in U.S. foreign policy. After Reagan returned from *his* visit, he noted: "You'd be surprised. They're all independent little countries down there!" -- God Save Us, Rodney Mood mentor.cc.purdue.edu!ag3 -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Always give your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. Not "joke."