[rec.humor.funny] Dangerous Waters

len@csd4.milw.wisc.edu (Leonard P Levine) (05/07/89)

What is the difference between a waltz and gunnery practice on a 
modern battleship?

A waltz is a navel engagement without loss of semen.
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