cphoenix@csli.Stanford.EDU (Chris Phoenix) (05/07/89)
Heard from a friend whose friend "actually" saw it happen. There was a terrible auto accident, with body parts lying around. A very stupid policeman was filling out a form telling where the parts were. He was having some trouble spelling: "Torso, in ditch. t-o-r...s-o, in d-i-c-no, t-c-h. Head, in avenue. h-e-d-no, h-e-a-d, in a-v-i...a-v-e... <KICK> d-i-t-c-h. -- Chris Phoenix -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected.