[rec.humor.funny] in crashes, casualties are always the first truths?

psrc@pegasus.UUCP (05/08/89)

A JEDR jetliner exploded just after takeoff, and crashed into a cemetery.

So far, they've found four thousand bodies, and they're still digging.
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Paul S. R. Chisholm, psrc@pegasus.att.com, att!pegasus!psrc

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