ray@latcs1.oz.au (Douglas Ray) (05/19/89)
A doctor has some trouble with the sink, on a public holiday. He calls the local plumber, only to be told it's his day off ... "But I get called out on my days off, too!" says the doctor, somewhat exasperated, and the plumber relents. The plumber arrives, and glances over the sink, looking preoccupied. He mumbles something about golf, then hands the doctor a couple of asprin and walks out, saying, "Put these in. If it doesn't clear up in 24 hours, come and see me tomorrow." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Don't send to me and rec.humor at the same time. Try to wait.