mlf@genrad.com (Matt Fichtenbaum) (05/21/89)
The structure of the deuterium (heavy hydrogen) nucleus can be described as "a proton married to two neutrons." Maybe that's why the fusion experiments only work in Utah. -- Matt Fichtenbaum -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected.