mjansen@cs.vu.nl (Marten Jansen) (05/23/89)
It's the first time that father is giving baby Jan a bath. After a while mother hears baby Jan crying and screaming. She goes to the bathroom and sees that father is dragging baby Jan through the water with his ears! "What are you doing," asked mother to father, "you are holding him by his ears!" "Do you want me to burn my hands," replied father .... -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.