wsmith@m.cs.uiuc.edu (Bill Smith) (05/26/89)
A husband and wife were lying in bed one night. (Since they have small children, the universal-parent coding system for sex is washing machine.) The husband turned to his wife and said in a seductive voice "washing machine." The wife, being the hard working parent she is, was tired and she said "Not tonight, dear; I'm tired." He rolled away. Five minutes later, he rolled back over and repeated "Honey, washing machine." She said "I've got a headache." He rolled away again. Ten minutes later, the wife, feeling guilty, turned to her husband and said, "OK, washing machine." He replied. "That's OK. It was a small load and I did it by hand." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Topical (current events) jokes should be sent to topical@looking.UUCP