griffith%con.Berkeley.EDU@berkeley.edu (JimThe Big Dweeb Griffith) (05/30/89)
Yes, I finally got confirmation of my dismal academic status. I called my mother, and I was telling her about how my classes were going and what I needed to do to avoid being kicked out of school. After I was done, there was silence for a minute, and she said in all seriousness, "you know, you would probably do well in the Armed Forces." Sigh. This is true. Jim -- Jim Griffith -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: If you POST your joke instead of mailing it, I will not reply.