alcmist@well.UUCP (Frederick Wamsley) (06/04/89)
A U.S. Army survival manual tells how a stranded serviceman should deal with the inhabitants of wherever he is: "Be respectful of their personal property, especially their women." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected.