georgem@microsoft.UUCP (George Moore) (06/06/89)
(Heard from a friend, who probably stole it from someplace):
The government has called off martial law in China. They have now
established Peter Marshall law. They will ask the students several
questions and if they don't answer correctly, the government gets the
square.
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