sandell@tcgould.TN.CORNELL.EDU (Gregory Sandell) (06/06/89)
This is a true story: I saw this happen in the student union at my University. Mother and 3-year old daughter heading toward the exit of the student union. Mom: Okay, time to go. Child: No! Mom: We have to go now, honey. Child: No! I wanted to go to the... Mom: We did go, honey, and now we're going home. Child: No! No! [ Tears starting to fall... ] Mom: We *did* go to the art show, honey... Child: No! No! I wanted to go... [ full-fledged tamtrum under way now... ] Mom: We *did* go to the art show sweetheart, it was just a different kind of art than what you were expecting... Child: No!!! I wanted to see the art show... [ screaming, wailing, crying.... ] Mom: We did see it honey, it's just not the kind of art you are used to... Child: NOOOO!!!!!!! -- There's no accounting for taste. Greg Sandell -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.